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Big shouts to the man who managed to use both “girl why aren’t you in school” and “girl you got a man? You need TWO men” in the space of a few minutes. Be the change you want to see in the world and never let major confusion about my age stop you from any approach to street harassment you want!!

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

Reblogged from Neil Gaiman

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Yvonne Smith)


I woke up like this

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Yvonne Smith)

I woke up like this

Reblogged from UNIT 07
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Reblogged from Paper Magazine
Tags: dolly parton

L8 n1te bl0gg1ng

1. My lip started to bleed tonight for no reason while I washed my face. I mean, I do know the reason - I bite my lips a lot - but still, weird! I bite them all the time and they don’t usually bleed.

2. The cats eat literally half as much in the summer; I know because I only have to feed them half as often. How odd! Are they just too hot to be hungry?

3. Probably someone has done some dumb genderswapped x-files AU, haven’t they. I thought about this tonight as I was taking the clean laundry off the bed that I had left on the bed in order to force myself to put away rather than just putting it all back into a pile and got annoyed.

Ok well this almost killed me dead